On Tuesday, Miss E's class had a field trip to
"Pumpkinland." We've gone there for the past two years as a family,
so I knew it was a fun little place for the kids. Miss E wanted me to come
with, so I volunteered to help. I told her teacher that I would have my two
other girls, but I would be able to watch a couple extra. We were supposed to
be at the school at 8:30am, but of course, I didn't make it there with the
three of them until 8:45. Miss E’s teacher had assigned me two other girls from
Miss E's class, which was quite do-able, I thought. "Make sure you keep
track of the kids," she tells us. The kids, including Miss E, loaded up on
the bus at 9am, and I put my other two back in the car and we all drove up to
Pumpkinland. Miss M was not happy that she couldn't ride the bus with Yaya (Miss
E). But I wrangled her in. Then, as soon as we get out of the car, she throws a
fit again. But it's a screaming, nobody-can-understand-anything-at-that-pitch,
type of melt down, and all the other moms are there to witness it. I can't
spend 10 minutes reasoning with her, because I have to go get the girls from
the bus, because somehow everyone seemed to get there faster than me and Miss E
and her friends are staring around wondering if I forgot about them. Miss M,
still screaming at the top of her lungs is going back and forth between
pounding her fists on the ground in a tantrum and running after me, screaming
that I'm leaving her. I finally get her to calm down as we're walking into
Pumpkinland, but by now the two girls from Miss E’s class are paying no
attention to me. There is a short corn maze to start out the Pumpkinland
experience, so we head in. About 3 minutes into the corn maze, my diaper bag
starts sagging down and rubbing on the wheel of the stroller. I bend over and
figure out a way to keep it from falling down again, and by the time I look up,
the other two girls are gone. Disappeared. I look down every aisle and there is
no sign of them. I'm calling their names. Nothing. Miss E's calling their
names. Nothing. Great. I'm the mom who lost the only two kids she was in charge
of. I run into the teacher, and she's really nice about it, but I can tell
she's not going to trust me with kids on an outing ever again. We finally found
them at the playground that's all the way at the other end of the park.
Everybody is supposed to load up by 11, so at 10:40, I make them pick out their
pumpkin and stand by the bus, so we can't lose anyone again. Miss E is riding
home with me, so someone else can have the spot on the bus, so after the other
two are loaded, I get my girls in the car. As I'm loading, two buses from
another school pull into the parking lot. They are directly behind my car, but
I can't wait for two buses worth of kids to load up and get settled before I
leave, so I back out, slowly. Wham! I totally run into one of the buses.
Turning around, I quickly pull forward, but I see two women giving me the
"Oh wow!" look. I figure there is no way my car did any damage to a
school bus, so to avoid any more humiliation, I just pull out of the parking
lot. It's not until I pull into the gas station at Costco that I realize a
plastic covering on the back of my car fell off somewhere. I drove back when I
was done with errands and found it, thank goodness. But I am never volunteering
to help with Miss E's class again. Not if I have to take the other two girls
with me. Nope, not ever.
10.14.2013
9.30.2013
Funny Car Ride
On the way home from Grandma and Grandpa’s tonight, I
laughed pretty hard. It started out with Miss E asking to play "The
Guessing Game," which is her name for out simplified version of 20
questions. The rules are basically Miss E and me (or the Mr.) go back and
forth: one thinks of an item (that isn't too hard to guess) and the other asks
(mostly) yes or no questions until it is guessed.
The Mr. tells Miss E, "No, not tonight, Miss E."
"Why?"
"Because we're tired."
"But I'm bored. I have to play a game to not be bored."
I say, "How about we play, 'Let's see who can be quiet and not talk for the longest?'"
"That's not fun!"
"Are you sure? I think it sounds fun."
"No! It's not even a game. It's just a thing. A boring thing. It's a rule. You can't take a rule and make it a game. That's not fun."
"She's got you there," The Mr. says.
Miss E continues in the back without us listening too closely, but it goes something like this:
"Rules are not fun games. I need to play a game, or it won't be fun. So you need to play with me. Play a game. Like the guessing game, because that's fun. You or Daddy can think of something, and I'll guess it. I don't even have to think of something. I'll just guess. Then will it be fun?"
"Maybe you can play by yourself."
Miss E is annoyed. "I can't think of something and then guess it. That won't work."
Miss M pipes up then. "I guess! Is it a car?"
"Mom, that won't work."
"Is it a car?"
"But not me and Miss M, me and you mom. It's not a game if it's just me and Miss M."
"Is it a car?"
"You guys play hide and seek all the time without me," I say. "And that's fun."
"But that's not the same."
"IS IT A CAR?"
"No, Miss M! I haven't thought of anything."
"Well, think of something," I tell her.
"Okay, I thought of something. Guess, Miss M."
"Is it a car?"
"No."
"Is it a guessing game?" Miss M giggles.
"No!"
"Is it a driver?"
"No." Then, excitedly, "It's an electricity line!"
Miss M joins in the excitement. "I guess!"
"Yea, Miss M!" I say.
"Mom," Miss E says, "Now you have to play. You have to play or I can cancel guessing. We can play or we can cancel guessing. Those are your choices. Play or cancel guessing."
"I choose to cancel guessing."
"You can't choose that."
"You gave me the choices, Miss E. I can pick 'cancel guessing.'"
"But I don't want to cancel guessing. I don't want you to pick that one. Oh all right. I'll play with Miss M again."
"I guess!" Says Miss M.
"No you didn't."
"I guess!"
"Nah-ah."
"I guess!"
"I didn't even think of anything yet."
"Oh."
"Okay, I thought of something."
"Is it a car?"
"Augh! Miss M! Don't guess a car."
"Is it..."
"Nevermind. It's too late. There's our house."
The Mr. tells Miss E, "No, not tonight, Miss E."
"Why?"
"Because we're tired."
"But I'm bored. I have to play a game to not be bored."
I say, "How about we play, 'Let's see who can be quiet and not talk for the longest?'"
"That's not fun!"
"Are you sure? I think it sounds fun."
"No! It's not even a game. It's just a thing. A boring thing. It's a rule. You can't take a rule and make it a game. That's not fun."
"She's got you there," The Mr. says.
Miss E continues in the back without us listening too closely, but it goes something like this:
"Rules are not fun games. I need to play a game, or it won't be fun. So you need to play with me. Play a game. Like the guessing game, because that's fun. You or Daddy can think of something, and I'll guess it. I don't even have to think of something. I'll just guess. Then will it be fun?"
"Maybe you can play by yourself."
Miss E is annoyed. "I can't think of something and then guess it. That won't work."
Miss M pipes up then. "I guess! Is it a car?"
"Mom, that won't work."
"Is it a car?"
"But not me and Miss M, me and you mom. It's not a game if it's just me and Miss M."
"Is it a car?"
"You guys play hide and seek all the time without me," I say. "And that's fun."
"But that's not the same."
"IS IT A CAR?"
"No, Miss M! I haven't thought of anything."
"Well, think of something," I tell her.
"Okay, I thought of something. Guess, Miss M."
"Is it a car?"
"No."
"Is it a guessing game?" Miss M giggles.
"No!"
"Is it a driver?"
"No." Then, excitedly, "It's an electricity line!"
Miss M joins in the excitement. "I guess!"
"Yea, Miss M!" I say.
"Mom," Miss E says, "Now you have to play. You have to play or I can cancel guessing. We can play or we can cancel guessing. Those are your choices. Play or cancel guessing."
"I choose to cancel guessing."
"You can't choose that."
"You gave me the choices, Miss E. I can pick 'cancel guessing.'"
"But I don't want to cancel guessing. I don't want you to pick that one. Oh all right. I'll play with Miss M again."
"I guess!" Says Miss M.
"No you didn't."
"I guess!"
"Nah-ah."
"I guess!"
"I didn't even think of anything yet."
"Oh."
"Okay, I thought of something."
"Is it a car?"
"Augh! Miss M! Don't guess a car."
"Is it..."
"Nevermind. It's too late. There's our house."
9.18.2013
Top 5 (Life Changing--No Really!) Kitchen Tips, Tricks, and Tools
There are a few things that I tell all my friends about when it comes to cooking. Some are small, some are big, some are tricks I use and some are just really cool gadgets that don't take up too much kitchen real estate. I decided it was time to tell all my online friends, too.
I'm not making any money off this post. I just get really excited about this stuff. I'm kind of a nerd that way.
1. Pastry Cutter, Zester, Mandolin, Garlic Press
They say it's the little things that make the most difference, right? Well these little things make cooking anything from Mexican to Thai to meat and potatoes a breeze. And for $20 or less (the pastry cutter is only $6), they are definitely worth the investment!
Pastry Cutter
Any time a recipe calls for cutting the fat into the flour (like pies and biscuits), this little number will make a quick job of it. Make sure you get the kind with the flat metal blades like this one.
You don't want this kind; they don't work nearly as well.
Zester
I find recipes all the time that call for citrus zest: orange zest (like wassail) or lemon zest (like lemon ricotta pancakes) or lime zest (like carne asada marinade). I used to use the small side of a cheese grater or a plane grater like this one.
But then you destroy your fingers trying to get all the peel off the grater. When I discovered this kind of zester, my life was instantly better!
It's so easy to use and is incredibly effective and efficient. Never. Going. Back.
Mandolin SlicerI mostly use this baby for slicing potatoes and carrots for grilling or a quick sausage-and-potato skillet meal. You can use it for grating, making fries, or slicing anything from limes to potatoes. There are definitely some more expensive versions of these out there ($50-$100), but this one (the picture will take you to the item on Amazon) will do any of the things I said above and it's less than $20.
Garlic Press2. Pastry Mat
I use so much garlic! It seems like every other recipe I make calls for it. Diced garlic. If you've ever tried dicing garlic, you know as well as I do what a pain in the rear it is. You have to cut the ends off, peel the dry outer layers off, then use a knife to cut it into the tiniest pieces possible. Which would be slightly time-consuming, but not all that bad, except garlic is sticky! Standing over the garbage waving my hand up and down trying to get a flake of garlic skin off my sticky fingers was one of my least favorite kitchen pastimes.
With a garlic press, you can avoid the stickiness altogether! You just take a clove, shove it in there and press. It even comes with a little gadget to push the leftover peel out of the holes!
If you have ever tried to make pie or pasta from scratch and have gotten fed up with the dough sticking to the counter, this simple addition to your kitchen will blow your mind.
The mat is made from a canvas material that has a wooden "dowel" through the top and bottom. Two metal pieces loop around the dowels and hold the mat flat. It even has little hooks on the bottom that keep it from sliding when you roll over it with your rolling pin. There is also a tube of fabric that fits over your rolling pin so it doesn't stick to the pastry either. You just sprinkle a little flour on and roll out your dough. Simply amazing.
3. Avocado Pits
I've used this for pies, pasta, sugar cookies, and biscuits, and it's worked great every time. When your done, you can just shake it out, or throw it in the washing machine.
This is a tip that made my jaw drop the first time I heard it. Are you ready?
Avocado pits keep guacamole from turning brown.
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| image via pureblissnutrition.files.wordpress.com |
No really. If you make some guacamole, just keep the pits from the avocados and throw them into the airtight container and it will keep for days. That's right, days.
I don't know about you, but I could live on guacamole. Love it. But it's so nasty after it turns brown, I just can't eat it. I rarely made it because I couldn't eat a whole batch in one sitting (nor would that be very healthy). But if I can keep it in the fridge for a couple days, I can have it on sandwiches, nachos, or just pretzels for lunch for half the week. Wahoo!
You can check out my favorite guacamole recipe here.4. Pomegranate Seeds
If you like pomegranates, just watch this video. It's not the pull-the-seeds-out-in-cold-water method. That method isn't any better than pulling them over the table. It may be worse, actually, because my hands get cold. The method in this video takes about 30 seconds. Total. Prepare to be blown away.
5. Gallon Bag
Sometimes you just have to fill a gallon bag with awkward-sized things. Like when you're freezing strawberries--or asparagus. The other day, I was snapping asparagus to freeze and putting them in gallon bags to freeze and I was getting annoyed with having to re-open the bag every time.
Then the lightbulb came on and I did this:
Just roll the top of the gallon bag and then it stays open. Amazing, right?
I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but I've never have anyone tell me about it, so I thought I would share.
That's it. My Top 5 kitchen tips, tricks, and tools. I hope they help you like they've helped me!
9.17.2013
DIY Color Wonder Coloring Pages
Crayola's Color Wonder products are a great idea. Your kid gets to use markers and you get the peace of mind of knowing that they won't destroy your table, your walls, your furniture, your books, the dog, their hair or anything else they lay eyes on with a magic color-maker in their hands.
But in practice they weren't as cool. My big beefs with them were these:
Enter Miss E's last birthday. She received a small Color Wonder pack from her teacher at church, which she colored through in--you guessed it--two days. Since the markers were still good, she wanted to keep using them, so we dug out our old pad of Color Wonder paper and she had some fun with it.
During this process, though, I was struck with an idea. One of those "why didn't I think of that before?" kind of ideas.
We frequently print out coloring pages on the computer. I can't afford to buy new coloring books every time Miss E sees a new movie. So we print coloring pages off the internet. "Why not do that on the Color Wonder paper?" I thought.
When I went to try it, though, it just so happened that they had used up the last of the Color Wonder paper we had bought 3 years ago. And the next time I went to Walmart they were out of plain Color Wonder paper--just the $5 coloring books in stock. Finally a few weeks later, we found a pad on another shopping trip and I was able to try out my idea.
Here are the uncolored pages after printing:
I tried printing one with our inkjet printer and one with our laser printer. They look exactly the same after printing, but the ink on the inkjet one ran when I colored through the lines too much. It would have bugged me, but my 2 year old didn't care one bit.
Here's her finished Wonder Woman:
I noticed after they finished coloring that the colors seemed brighter. The picture above was taken three days after coloring and the colors haven't run either, so I'm guessing Crayola has improved their technology since our first go with Color Wonders. I colored the Monsters U picture (below) today and was impressed with the vibrance of the colors again.
If you would like to print your own Color Wonder coloring pages, follow the steps below.
1. Find the picture you want to color online. One of my favorite sites is www.coloring-book.info.
2. Tear a page out of the Color Wonder pad. This is what mine looked like. The pages from it were 8x10 instead of 8.5x11.
3. Put the page into your printer's tray (take out any other paper) and slide the paper guide until it meets the paper.
4. Print the page using your browser's print function (not the website's or the pdf reader's). This way you can specify the size of the paper you want to print on.
In Internet Explorer, you get to the print function by clicking on the cog symbol in the upper right hand corner. In Firefox, you click on the Firefox button in the upper left. In Chrome, you click on the three-line symbol in the upper right (then choose "print" and "print using system dialog at the bottom of the print options). If you use safari, I apologize. My husband is anti-Apple computers. He won't let one near our house. Hopefully it's not much different than the other browsers.
Now I use Firefox as my browser, so this screenprint is from Firefox, but Chrome and Internet Explorer are similar. In those browsers look for "Preferences" instead of "Properties."
Then click on the "Layout" tab at the top and change the selections to look like this:
Click OK at the bottom and then OK again.
Voila! You have Color Wonder coloring pages with your child's favorite characters at a fraction of the cost of buying them pre-printed!
But in practice they weren't as cool. My big beefs with them were these:
- The color didn't show up immediately on the paper. My kids would get frustrated saying the markers "don't work" before the color started showing up.
- The color wasn't bright or bold. It kind of got muted in translation.
- The color ran after a while. If my girls drew something and we put it on the fridge to admire for a few days, it would end up looking like a watered-down version of itself.
- The regular paper got boring really fast, and the "coloring books" were expensive. $4.99 for 18 pages? My kids could go through that in two days!
Enter Miss E's last birthday. She received a small Color Wonder pack from her teacher at church, which she colored through in--you guessed it--two days. Since the markers were still good, she wanted to keep using them, so we dug out our old pad of Color Wonder paper and she had some fun with it.
During this process, though, I was struck with an idea. One of those "why didn't I think of that before?" kind of ideas.
We frequently print out coloring pages on the computer. I can't afford to buy new coloring books every time Miss E sees a new movie. So we print coloring pages off the internet. "Why not do that on the Color Wonder paper?" I thought.
When I went to try it, though, it just so happened that they had used up the last of the Color Wonder paper we had bought 3 years ago. And the next time I went to Walmart they were out of plain Color Wonder paper--just the $5 coloring books in stock. Finally a few weeks later, we found a pad on another shopping trip and I was able to try out my idea.
Here are the uncolored pages after printing:
I tried printing one with our inkjet printer and one with our laser printer. They look exactly the same after printing, but the ink on the inkjet one ran when I colored through the lines too much. It would have bugged me, but my 2 year old didn't care one bit.
Here's her finished Wonder Woman:
I noticed after they finished coloring that the colors seemed brighter. The picture above was taken three days after coloring and the colors haven't run either, so I'm guessing Crayola has improved their technology since our first go with Color Wonders. I colored the Monsters U picture (below) today and was impressed with the vibrance of the colors again.
If you would like to print your own Color Wonder coloring pages, follow the steps below.
1. Find the picture you want to color online. One of my favorite sites is www.coloring-book.info.
2. Tear a page out of the Color Wonder pad. This is what mine looked like. The pages from it were 8x10 instead of 8.5x11.
3. Put the page into your printer's tray (take out any other paper) and slide the paper guide until it meets the paper.
4. Print the page using your browser's print function (not the website's or the pdf reader's). This way you can specify the size of the paper you want to print on.
In Internet Explorer, you get to the print function by clicking on the cog symbol in the upper right hand corner. In Firefox, you click on the Firefox button in the upper left. In Chrome, you click on the three-line symbol in the upper right (then choose "print" and "print using system dialog at the bottom of the print options). If you use safari, I apologize. My husband is anti-Apple computers. He won't let one near our house. Hopefully it's not much different than the other browsers.
Now I use Firefox as my browser, so this screenprint is from Firefox, but Chrome and Internet Explorer are similar. In those browsers look for "Preferences" instead of "Properties."
9.10.2013
Rules for Kenner's 1977 "Escape from the Death Star Game"
I know this is a rather random post, but for all the other nerd garage-salers like me out there, I decided to go ahead and do it anyway.
A few years ago, I bought this game at a garage sale for a couple dollars.
It had most of the pieces. And it was STAR WARS. Anything Star Wars is worth a couple bucks, right? However, it's not really the type of game you sit down to play with your husband or a group of friends, so it really just sat on my game shelf for a lo-o-o-ng time.
Enter Miss E. She is now old enough to love playing games. And she is old enough to know that her daddy loves Star Wars (for some reason she doesn't believe I love Star Wars), so when she saw this game on the shelf we just had to play it.
It was then that I realized we don't have the instructions. I'm pretty sure we had them when I bought it, but since the box is mangled, they must have gone the way of all the earth in one of our 6 moves during our 7 years of marriage. Bring on the ever-popular Google search (by my husband), during which we found a lot of instructions for other "escape the Death Star" games, but not this one. So we winged it. But it bugged me. So after the kids were in bed, I did my own search. I didn't find any websites that had the instructions, but I found people selling it on Ebay who did a wonderful job of photographing all the parts -- including the instructions.
Since I had to type them up to print them out anyway, I thought I would put them out there on the world wide web for others to find.
There's my story.
And here are the instructions for Kenner's 1977 "Escape from the Death Star Game." I copied these exactly from the rules booklet as pictured in the listings, including the bold, all caps and punctuation/numbering. (After typing these up, I'm thinking whoever wrote these rules back in 1977 thought the people playing this game were going to be idiots. Either that or he was going to take it personally if someone didn't win by EXACT COUNT. Haha)
Object
Be the first player to reach the Rebel Base after escaping from the Trash Compactor of the Death Star.
Equipment
Gameboard, 8 playing tokens, 4 Death Star Blueprint Cards, 4 Tractor Beam Cards, Spinner, and a deck of 52 FORCE CARDS.
Game Play -- 2, 3, or 4 Players
Spin to see if you win or lose {inside band of spinner}.
WIN and move one space in any direction.
{a} you may move to a Tie Fighter and continue to engage in Dogfights until you reach the Rebel Base
We will be glad to answer any questions concerning these rules.
Write to: The Product Manager, Star Wars Game, Kenner Products, 1014 Vine Street, CINCINNATI, Ohio 45202
A few years ago, I bought this game at a garage sale for a couple dollars.
It had most of the pieces. And it was STAR WARS. Anything Star Wars is worth a couple bucks, right? However, it's not really the type of game you sit down to play with your husband or a group of friends, so it really just sat on my game shelf for a lo-o-o-ng time.
Enter Miss E. She is now old enough to love playing games. And she is old enough to know that her daddy loves Star Wars (for some reason she doesn't believe I love Star Wars), so when she saw this game on the shelf we just had to play it.
It was then that I realized we don't have the instructions. I'm pretty sure we had them when I bought it, but since the box is mangled, they must have gone the way of all the earth in one of our 6 moves during our 7 years of marriage. Bring on the ever-popular Google search (by my husband), during which we found a lot of instructions for other "escape the Death Star" games, but not this one. So we winged it. But it bugged me. So after the kids were in bed, I did my own search. I didn't find any websites that had the instructions, but I found people selling it on Ebay who did a wonderful job of photographing all the parts -- including the instructions.
Since I had to type them up to print them out anyway, I thought I would put them out there on the world wide web for others to find.
There's my story.
And here are the instructions for Kenner's 1977 "Escape from the Death Star Game." I copied these exactly from the rules booklet as pictured in the listings, including the bold, all caps and punctuation/numbering. (After typing these up, I'm thinking whoever wrote these rules back in 1977 thought the people playing this game were going to be idiots. Either that or he was going to take it personally if someone didn't win by EXACT COUNT. Haha)
Object
Be the first player to reach the Rebel Base after escaping from the Trash Compactor of the Death Star.
Equipment
Gameboard, 8 playing tokens, 4 Death Star Blueprint Cards, 4 Tractor Beam Cards, Spinner, and a deck of 52 FORCE CARDS.
Game Play -- 2, 3, or 4 Players
- Each player selects a color and places his two Tokens (Leia/Luke and Han/Chewbacca) on the matching colored area in the Trash Compactor.
- Each player spins. Highest number goes first.
- Each player spins in turn and moves one of his two Tokens the number of spaces shown on the Spinner. A MOVE MAY NOT BE SPLIT UP BETWEEN TWO TOKENS. Moves must always be made in the same direction and must follow the lines connecting the spots.
- If a player lands on a Blue Force Spot, he must draw a FORCE CARD and carry out the instructions.
- If a player draws a FORCE CARD that tells him to go to the Detention Block, he can get out by presenting a FORCE CARD that allows him to leave or by spinning a "3". If, after three turns, the player does not spin a "3", he may leave the Detention Block on his next turn.
- More than one Token can occupy a space on the board as long as they are not "like" Tokens.
EXAMPLE: If your Han/Chewbacca Token lands on a space on which there is already a Han/Chewbacca, send the Token occupying the space back to the Trash Compactor.
- Before moving to the Millenium Falcon, all players must accomplish two missions.
ONE -- Either Token must enter the Control Room by EXACT COUNT and acquire a Death Star Blueprint.
TWO -- Either Token must enter the Tractor Beam Room by EXACT COUNT and take the card indicating the Tractor Beam has been turned off.
- When BOTH of the players Tokens reach the Millenium Falcon, he is ready to travel through Hyperspace to the Rebel Base MOVING THE TWO TOKENS AS ONE.
- The Millenium Falcon space is the only safe space on the board. However, if a players Tokens get sent back from Hyperspace, they only move back to the Millenium Falcon.
- The first move into Hyperspace is determined by the number spun and Tokens may only move in a straight line from one of the 3 entry points.
If you land on a Tie Fighter, you must engage in a Dogfight.
Spin to see if you win or lose {inside band of spinner}.
WIN and move one space in any direction.
{a} you may move to a Tie Fighter and continue to engage in Dogfights until you reach the Rebel Base
OR
{b} you may move to an empty space and wait for your next turn.
LOSE and you are sent back to the Millenium Falcon.
- First player to arrive at the Rebel Base by EXACT COUNT or by winning the final fight with a Tie Fighter, wins the game.
We will be glad to answer any questions concerning these rules.
Write to: The Product Manager, Star Wars Game, Kenner Products, 1014 Vine Street, CINCINNATI, Ohio 45202
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
5.20.2013
Bus Driver Appreciation Gift
I'm such a last minute person. I didn't think about teacher appreciation gifts until Miss E's last day of preschool. I'm lucky enough to have her in a preschool that picks her up and drops her off at my door step every school day. I'm not sure she likes riding the bus, but Miss M and all the neighbor kids get a kick out seeing it drive through the neighborhood twice a week. I wanted to give something to say thank you to the bus driver and the assistant, too.
Since I didn't have anything on hand, Miss M and I ran to the store while Miss E was in school. This is what I came up with:
We don't have a color printer, so I have to resort to coloring in my printouts with marker, but you get the idea.
A much better way to go about it is to print it in color. I made a free color printable version just for you.
Just click the picture, then right-click to save it to your computer. You should be able to print it just like any other picture then.
I hope you have a great end-of-the-school-year and lots of fun things planned for summer!
Since I didn't have anything on hand, Miss M and I ran to the store while Miss E was in school. This is what I came up with:
A much better way to go about it is to print it in color. I made a free color printable version just for you.
I hope you have a great end-of-the-school-year and lots of fun things planned for summer!
5.19.2013
Nesting
I am due to have a baby any day now. And every time I'm pregnant, my nesting instinct kicks in like a turbo-power jet pack. It drives my husband crazy.
Honestly, it kind of drives me crazy, too--though in a different way than my husband. I go crazy trying to complete all the projects my hormones are telling me are completely necessary to complete RIGHT NOW, while being pregnant or very pregnant. It doesn't work so well. I get stressed out. But for some reason, my brain can't or won't override the hormones.
The up side? I get A LOT done.
In the last month (since the beginning of April), I have:
All of the above-mentioned things are why you haven't seen much of me on the blog. I will be going back and putting the stuff I missed out there for all to see as soon as possible. I will also be finishing up the My Little Pony Fashions posts with Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle (and possibly Spike--if I'm feeling ambitious).
I don't know how long it will take me, but I pledge to you here and now: It will happen.
I'm excited to show off my work in the nursery. I hope you like it!
Sabrina
Honestly, it kind of drives me crazy, too--though in a different way than my husband. I go crazy trying to complete all the projects my hormones are telling me are completely necessary to complete RIGHT NOW, while being pregnant or very pregnant. It doesn't work so well. I get stressed out. But for some reason, my brain can't or won't override the hormones.
The up side? I get A LOT done.
In the last month (since the beginning of April), I have:
- Removed all the chair rail from both my bedroom and the nursery
- Removed all the beadboard from my bedroom walls
- Filled holes, smoothed paint, and re-textured the walls (where the chair rail was) in the nursery
- Primed and painted the nursery
- Built bookshelves and window seat and installed and painted them (including recycled beadboard backing and facing)
- Organized and held a garage sale
- Sold 3 beds and a box spring on KSL (the local classifieds)
- Cleaned and organized the garage
- Did two photo shoots and finished processing the pictures from one (so far)
- Attempted to potty train our 2-year-old
- and Made 5 teacher gifts (since my daughter has 3 preschool teachers and 2 bus drivers)
All of the above-mentioned things are why you haven't seen much of me on the blog. I will be going back and putting the stuff I missed out there for all to see as soon as possible. I will also be finishing up the My Little Pony Fashions posts with Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle (and possibly Spike--if I'm feeling ambitious).
I don't know how long it will take me, but I pledge to you here and now: It will happen.
I'm excited to show off my work in the nursery. I hope you like it!
Sabrina
5.14.2013
Bookshelves and window seat in the nursery
So I told you when I started this project I planned to up-cycle the bead board from our master bedroom, but it didn't work out how I planned. Well...I went back to the drawing board and decided to go for something that would require even more work and planning. Because I'm 8 months pregnant and nesting (which, as Fancy Nancy would say, is a fancy word for crazy).
I had been sitting on the idea that I wanted some more storage in the house and that this bedroom would be the perfect place for it. I wanted to build (or install pre-made) bookshelves on both sides of the window and then put a bench seat in between that would double as a toy box and a window seat. The only thing that had been stopping me was the cost. But the other day, I found out I have money coming from an unclaimed paycheck from like 9 years ago through the website http://www.mine.utah.gov. If you're in Utah, you should do a search on your name. Who knows? You may have a small fortune waiting for you!
Mine wasn't a small fortune. Only about $85. But it was enough to pay for most of the cost of this project. AND my Dad was kind enough to offer his help in making it a reality, so I jumped.
At first I thought it might be easiest (though not necessarily cheapest) to install pre-made bookshelves like this DIYer did.------------>As pregnant as I am, this seemed like it might be the best way to go.
Then I measured the wall to find out how wide my pre-made bookshelves might need to be. Oy.
The window in the room isn't in the middle! The right side is three inches wider than the left. If I put pre-made bookshelves in there, there would be a weird gap on one side.
So that left building them myself (with a little help from my awesome dad, of course).
I found this tutorial on Home Depot's website on how to install your own bookshelves, and it looked easy enough. My dad was going to come up and spend the whole day helping, so I was optimistic that we could get the project completed, or at least mostly done, before he went home.
You can laugh now. That so didn't happen.
This, of course, is mostly the fault of my not being able to do something simply. EVER. Remember that bead board that I didn't want to waste? Well, I figured out that I had just enough of it to go behind the bookshelves and to be the facing on the window seat. I thought it was a perfect, easy way to use it.
Don't get me wrong. It looks beautiful in the finished product. But this is how far we got before my dad had to leave:
Yes, that's right. We only got the bead board up for the bookshelf backing. In our defense, we also cut the supporting boards for the shelves to size and drilled all the holes in them. But we didn't get even a part of the actual shelves installed.
Here are some more pictures of the room pre-bookshelves. (Do you like the colors? I LOVE them!)
I was a little worried about the joints being so visible between the sheets of bead board, so I took some drywall spackle (if I had a do-over, I would use caulking instead), and put it in all the cracks and then painted over it. It looked much better afterward.
A few days later, I was able to actually construct the shelves and install them. (Can you see in the picture below how much better the bead board joints look?)
This part was about as easy as I thought it would be based on the tutorial (and the size of my belly).
A few days after that, I decided to tackle the bench seat. I was going to just build it from the ground until my dear husband pointed out that the only heat vent in the room would be directly underneath it. My dad had the brilliant idea to put the bench on feet so the heat could come out underneath the bench, so I went with that idea.
I got this far before I realized I had only gotten two long boards instead of four (I need another two for the top of the bench).
Before I finished the bench, I had to make three more trips to Home Depot for things I ran out of or forgot. So annoying! But I finally finished the seat today (minus the lid being hinged--because I forgot to buy hinges--Home Depot, here I come again!), and will work on finishing everything as soon as I can. I have a feeling this baby is coming early, so I need to get this project done so she will have a place to sleep!
I'll post more picture as soon as the project is finished. Check back soon!
5.02.2013
Nursery progress
Since I knew that the chair rail wasn't going to stay (see my previous post about starting this project), I got the gumption to tear it down during nap time the other day. I had my husband help me remove much of the contents of the room a few days ago, knowing I wouldn't be able to do anything with so much stuff in the way. Right now, there is just a small bookshelf, the pack-n-play and a small dresser. Not much--but still a lot for the size of the room. It's such a small room that taking the chair rail down didn't take very long, but annoyingly, the atrocious paint job was done after the chair rail was installed and therefore it stuck and ripped off in chunks. It looked lovely.
I knew from tearing down the chair rail in our kitchen, that the area where the chair rail was would be visible despite painting over it if I didn't even it out or patch it somehow. The blue paint was thick, so it would definitely leave a line, and the white part (that was under the chair rail) didn't have as much texture as the rest of the wall. In the kitchen, we had just used drywall spackle and evened it out as much as possible and then used a long-nap roller to paint over it. But it's still obvious there was something there when the light hits it. I wanted to try to avoid that if I could in this room.
First, I tried using spackle, but just doing it along the paint line and putting it down roughly. This is what it looked like before painting:
I thought it would work. But it didn't. After putting two coats of color-kill primer on the walls, it was still ridiculously obvious that there had been a chair rail at that spot on the wall. I didn't take after pictures, I'm sorry. I was in a groove and wanted to get the thing done.
Eventually, I ended up buying a spray-paint-sized can of orange-peel texture. I followed the directions on the can and sprayed the wall generously. It still didn't make the imperfection disappear, but it's a LOT better.
Here's the end product (and a sneak peak of the wall color!).
Next up: the project I thought would take 8 hours that ended up taking four weeks (but was TOTALLY worth it because it made this room perfect).
I knew from tearing down the chair rail in our kitchen, that the area where the chair rail was would be visible despite painting over it if I didn't even it out or patch it somehow. The blue paint was thick, so it would definitely leave a line, and the white part (that was under the chair rail) didn't have as much texture as the rest of the wall. In the kitchen, we had just used drywall spackle and evened it out as much as possible and then used a long-nap roller to paint over it. But it's still obvious there was something there when the light hits it. I wanted to try to avoid that if I could in this room.
First, I tried using spackle, but just doing it along the paint line and putting it down roughly. This is what it looked like before painting:
Eventually, I ended up buying a spray-paint-sized can of orange-peel texture. I followed the directions on the can and sprayed the wall generously. It still didn't make the imperfection disappear, but it's a LOT better.
Here's the end product (and a sneak peak of the wall color!).
Next up: the project I thought would take 8 hours that ended up taking four weeks (but was TOTALLY worth it because it made this room perfect).
4.28.2013
Fashion Fun--My Little Ponies in Real Life: Applejack
I'm not sure what to say about Applejack. She is a down-to-earth character who works hard and is always willing to help out a friend. She's a good pony to have around. She also is extremely competitive and not afraid to have a little fun. I like her. She just doesn't stand out like the first three ponies I've done--in my mind anyway. Maybe if I was a little more country or if she wasn't so familiar to me (having grown up in the great state of North Dakota, she reminds me of many of the people I knew/know there), she would be higher on my favorites list. I don't know. It was still fun figuring out how to portray her in fashion.
As I did so, I came across this picture in a Google search:
This looks like Applejack to me, but not the version of Applejack I would want my 4-year-old emulating. Throwing her in short shorts and a midriff-baring shirt is a sad commentary on how our society distorts what a good woman should be and look like. But that's probably a rant for another post. The mother in me is just scared for the future self-esteem of my daughters.
Anyhoo...
I obviously went a different route in my styling. More sophisticated and southern belle, I think. I hope it speaks to people other than me. Can I hear a "Yeehaw!"?
So far in my quest to put the Friendship is Magic ponies into fashion, I've done Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. Click on their names to see their style boards. The products used to make this style board are listed below if you're interested in emulating this kind of Applejack. ;)
P.S. I don't get anything if you click through to these items. I just thought it might be fun to check out how the crazy (and sometimes not so crazy) prices on some of these fashions.
As I did so, I came across this picture in a Google search:
This looks like Applejack to me, but not the version of Applejack I would want my 4-year-old emulating. Throwing her in short shorts and a midriff-baring shirt is a sad commentary on how our society distorts what a good woman should be and look like. But that's probably a rant for another post. The mother in me is just scared for the future self-esteem of my daughters.
Anyhoo...
I obviously went a different route in my styling. More sophisticated and southern belle, I think. I hope it speaks to people other than me. Can I hear a "Yeehaw!"?
So far in my quest to put the Friendship is Magic ponies into fashion, I've done Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. Click on their names to see their style boards. The products used to make this style board are listed below if you're interested in emulating this kind of Applejack. ;)
P.S. I don't get anything if you click through to these items. I just thought it might be fun to check out how the crazy (and sometimes not so crazy) prices on some of these fashions.